Total contentment is only for cows.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening... that's the art.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior. A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.