[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

All these children [who did not have music and art classes at school] go out into the world without knowing that there is anything other than what they have. Of course, children do look at TV, but what does it give them?

You can't just have a clean public space - you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.

Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.