If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
There are bugs and there are the pigeons and other predators, but you shouldn't be afraid of them, because this is how nature works.
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.
Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.