The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough cookie.

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.