The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!

Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough cookie.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.