I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.

before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and historical treasures conveniently laid out for easy viewing, when what they really are filled with, of course, is people going to work, laundromats and places to buy rat poison.