I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.

Self-esteem is something you have to earn!

I don't need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn't my style, because that's the only way I can grow up and grow out.

My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first [compost] heap.

All these children [who did not have music and art classes at school] go out into the world without knowing that there is anything other than what they have. Of course, children do look at TV, but what does it give them?

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.