Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.

I always wanted to be a performer, I didn't know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bit cynical about this [music] business.

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough cookie.

I don't like violence. I get sick from violence. Do you think people are excited by violence?