Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first [compost] heap.
Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.