I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

It's the one who won't be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That's what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.

A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.