I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. Then you're in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, "What will I do between now and then?" Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform - your contribution to the world.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening... that's the art.

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.