When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was Some Like It Hot.

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough cookie.

Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years, it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we'll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.

It's the one who won't be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.