When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was Some Like It Hot.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?

If you're frightened, you're out of luck.

Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.

I have a ball - and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That's my core business, and that's where I'll always return.