I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

I'm confident that I'm as intelligent as many people, but I know that I'm not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I'm a shrinking violet because I don't want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.

What I have in me... it's not hard, and it's not cold, and it's not fierce ambition, that's not what it is. It's a drive [for success], but it's not a drive...it's being driven, it's something I have no control over. It's something pushing me, I'm not pushing myself.