Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!