I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.

I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian.

It's very hard for a man to ask questions about sex. The smart ones do.

I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That was the first time I broke a barrier that made me think, some idiot is going to blow my brains out for sure.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

It's just blind luck when a woman is born into a wealthy family and attends the best colleges and joins top sororities.

Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird.