Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

If you tell a child "Don't touch yourself there," they will deal with some kind of sexual problem from then on, to one degree or other.

It's very hard for a man to ask questions about sex. The smart ones do.

It's just blind luck when a woman is born into a wealthy family and attends the best colleges and joins top sororities.

The galleries are simply corporations in the art world - "Here's a million dollars for this latest piece of crap" - but I'm not about to go along with the gallery system.

We are at war with men, and most women don't even know it.