I don't just try to be funny.

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the 'L' out of me.

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.