I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the 'L' out of me.

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.

I don't just try to be funny.

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face