God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

I don't just try to be funny.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children's rhyme

When I was in high school at Northeast Catholic in Philadelphia in the late '30s, I found that drawing caricatures of the teachers and satirizing the events in the school, then having them published in our school magazine, got me some notoriety.

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face