Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children's rhyme

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

I didn't always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the 'L' out of me.

Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

I don't just try to be funny.