Des Moines is like your typical American city; it's just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.

I refer of course to the soaring wonder of the age known as the Eiffel Tower. Never in history has a structure been more technologically advanced, materially obsolescent, and gloriously pointless all at the same time.

From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.

Des Moines is like your typical American city; it's just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.

Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.