It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect... It is the only sport that incorporates meal breaks. It is the only sport that shares its name with an insect. It is the only sport in which spectators burn as many calories as players - more if they are moderately restless.
Bill BrysonThe remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.
Bill BrysonI turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.
Bill BrysonI can't fix the world. If you want to make a difference in life, you have to direct your energies in a focused way.
Bill Bryson