You don't need a science degree to understand about science. You just need to think about it.

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

The English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.

I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.

Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.

You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don't want to live with them.

Where I grew up, in Des Moines, Iowa, there is hardly any downtown economic activity now. Everybody shops in malls - you don't find a sense of community in malls.