I was heading to Nebraska. Now there's a sentence you don't want to say too often if you can possibly help it.
Bill BrysonThe great failure in education, much of the time, is the lack of excitement and stimulus
Bill BrysonThere are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
Bill BrysonIt is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.
Bill Bryson