... it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
Bill BrysonEntirely incidentally, a little-known fact about Shakespeare is that his father moved to Stratford-upon-Avon from a nearby village shortly before his son's birth. Had he not done so, the Bard of Avon would instead be known as the rather less ringing Bard of Snitterfield.
Bill BrysonBeulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.
Bill BrysonRomans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.
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