Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new taste sensations. Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher.
Bill Bryson... it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
Bill BrysonWhen you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
Bill BrysonA world without newspapers or a world where the newspapers are purely electronic and you read them on a screen is not a very appealing world.
Bill Bryson