You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don't want to live with them.
Bill BrysonTraveling makes you realize what an immeasurably nice place much of America could be if only people possessed the same instinct for preservation as they do in Europe.
Bill BrysonBook tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated as if you are much more important than you are, you can eat steak three times a day at someone else's expense, and you get to talk endlessly about yourself for weeks at a stretch.
Bill BrysonI have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
Bill Bryson