I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better.

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.