I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who say their gonna jail the bankers.

Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to Bush's and Clinton's - I'm sick of 'em! Even Jeb [Bush] was hanging in there for a minute.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.

Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.