I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.

I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.

I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?

Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who say their gonna jail the bankers.