I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Michael Price is the showrunner so nobody works harder than him.

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

I never wanted to spend a month away from my life. One time I was out on the road for three weeks in a row and I when I came back someone had broken into my apartment and the water had evaporated from the toilet.