I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are really talented and scared to follow their talent because you don't know where it's going.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.