I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

The whole city [Manchester] just a real rock music vibe. It reminded me a lot of where I'm from.

I've had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes "no you didn't feature, you co-hosted". He literally invented a term so he didn't have to pay me. And obviously that check bounced!

I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.