I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don't even notice that you're filling up their heads with your theories.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I've never gotten a nod like that from anybody in the industry, so it's been awesome to work with them. I'm very happy where we're at.

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.