Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they'd react, but they loved it.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.