Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.