College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.