College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.