A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

Proof' is the hallmark of religion.