A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.