A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.