A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.