I move out here, and next thing I know I'm 25, and the only thing I've heard is, 'Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.' It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, 'Hey, you're good at this.'

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.