My kids, they're always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.

Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don't work.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

I always felt better co-writing something - always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, "Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one."

Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M's