Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don't work.

My dad's from there, and I have relatives there, but I don't think I've been to Chicago since I was like 9.

The best thing to do is to get out in front of an audience as much as you can, and learn from the experience.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

I move out here, and next thing I know I'm 25, and the only thing I've heard is, 'Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.' It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, 'Hey, you're good at this.'

I always felt better co-writing something - always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, "Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one."

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.