Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don't work.

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M's

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they'd want me to be in them.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.