Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don't work.

I'm not a fan of the Eagles, but I've watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who's watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.

I'm never the romantic lead. I'm the guy walking in on the romantic lead, going, "Oh sorry! I'll leave you guys alone."

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.