When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

My dad's from there, and I have relatives there, but I don't think I've been to Chicago since I was like 9.

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M's

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."