I talk a lot about photography. It's cheap becuase my supply always exceeds demand.

I'd like my coffin to be a camera obscura so I can see what's going on outside.

I agree, intellectualism in photography is overrated. I just wish it could be replaced by common sense.

...photographers who carry 60 pounds of equipment up a hill to photograph a view are not suffering enough, although their whining causes enough suffering among their listeners. No, if they really expect us to respect their search for enlightenment and artistic expression, in [the] future they will drag the equipment up the hill by their genitals and take the view with a tripod leg stuck through their foot.

A photograph is a picture and no more true or false than any other depiction; why is that so hard to comprehend?

If it is not an interesting picture when in focus, it is not going to be a better picture out of focus.

At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.