'Ornithologists concluded that migratory birds take hundreds of naps as they fly; they also practice unilateral eye closure, in which one eye closes, thereby permitting half the brain to sleep.' Is this what happens when photographers close one eye to look through a viewfinder? If so, they might be operating with only half a brain. Perhaps that explains.

A photograph is a mirror; mostly it reflects the prejudices of the viewer.

...photographers who carry 60 pounds of equipment up a hill to photograph a view are not suffering enough, although their whining causes enough suffering among their listeners. No, if they really expect us to respect their search for enlightenment and artistic expression, in [the] future they will drag the equipment up the hill by their genitals and take the view with a tripod leg stuck through their foot.

I talk a lot about photography. It's cheap becuase my supply always exceeds demand.

If you take pictures does that make you an art thief?

Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese.

When you can't think of anything else, photograph graffiti, nudes, or plants.