...photographers who carry 60 pounds of equipment up a hill to photograph a view are not suffering enough, although their whining causes enough suffering among their listeners. No, if they really expect us to respect their search for enlightenment and artistic expression, in [the] future they will drag the equipment up the hill by their genitals and take the view with a tripod leg stuck through their foot.

Evolution in action: First, God said, 'Let there be light.' Then, he created two nude models. Now we have photographers.

'I am a camera' but it is a discontinued model.

I start a lot of photo projects but never seem to. . . .

A few photographers make a killing; the rest can't make a living.

If it is not an interesting picture when in focus, it is not going to be a better picture out of focus.

...the subject, the thing itself, is the genesis of all types of photography.