Until someone else does... marry yourself
No, I'm not gay. And I think it would be a waste with all those pretty girls in the front row.
The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.
The first thing I notice about a girl, is her hands. I like girls with nice hands. ... And she must be spontaneous as well.
Georg always looks beautiful! He wakes up like beauty himself
Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers