The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.
An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
To me, baseball is not a game, but a religion.
Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.
I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.
It ain't nothing till I call it.