I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather got hit by it. More than a half a million southerners have been left in the dark --- and then the storm hit.

People are very narcissistic. It's not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you.

The Hollywood executives are, like, ‘We’re not racist, we just have to pretend to be racists because we’re capitalists. We want to sell our movies in China (and) they don’t like Kevin Hart.’

I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.

You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.