I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequality, do nothing. Health care? Do nothing. Climate change? Nothing. Racism? Doesnโt exist. For a group of people so head over heels in love with self-reliance, they sure do recommend a lot of sitting on their ass.
Bill MaherTreason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact that, as a terrorist, you could still buy a gun in this country because the NRA lobby is so strong.
Bill MaherI want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, Sarah Palin and the Pope. When I came to Hollywood in 1983, I had one dream. To sleep with Jodie Foster. That didn't work out, but this is nice, too.
Bill MaherThe thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?
Bill MaherWhy are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!
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