I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequality, do nothing. Health care? Do nothing. Climate change? Nothing. Racism? Doesn’t exist. For a group of people so head over heels in love with self-reliance, they sure do recommend a lot of sitting on their ass.

F. Scott Fitzgerald has an indespensible quote: 'The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at once and still retain the ability to function'. Or, as I like to call it, 'O.J. killed his wife, and the police are corrupt.'

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.

To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like.

Like it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.