In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!