Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have enough trouble with Sarah Palin.

We take one group of people and we demonize them. Trying to turn people against our Muslim friend and neighbors.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all. Dogs are like retarded children.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'