Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had to deny internet rumors this week that he had Botox treatments. The Republicans say Kerry should have a clear, unfurrowed brow the old fashioned way by not giving a sh--.

Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial complex, and said Medicare was socialism that would destroy our freedom. Both sides really should stop pretending he was something other than the man most responsible for our decline.

The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It's like Satan's VIP list for Hell.