It's all been satirized for your protection.
Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.
You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.
Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's OK, you're willing to make that purchase. Sammy Davis, Jr. was 64 when he died. Give me 64 Sammy-years, I'll be happy.
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.
I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.