How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New York State by saying, 'I read books and make a mean vegan meatloaf.'

It's all been satirized for your protection.

If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.

I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you're always going to have people needing government assistance. You can't have it both ways.

Germs do not have a political party.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

In ancient times they sacrificed the virgins. Men were not about to sacrifice the sluts!